Alan's so bored he's dismantled his Corby Trouser press and trekked down to the garage for 12 bottles of windscreen washer fluid.

His days not helped when he finds the staff doing mocking impersonations of him, but to show he's not boring he prepares a little joke for them. He dresses up in a shower curtain and other bits from his bathroom and scares the staff with an impersonation of a zombie. He then gets into an arguement about Frankinstein, being the maker not the monster.

Maybe a spontaneous prank with a traffic cone will make him feel better. He felt it would be good to do something mad. But as he picked up the cone, the police arrive and he had to explain why he had a traffic cone. He was let off with a caution.