So what if the BBC have decided not to give Alan a second series? He'll just hold his own chatshow extravaganza in the hotel complete with star guest Sue Cook. She calls on the day, to cancel. Alan is not happy.

And with 2 Irish TV executives in town this could be Alan's road back to the big time. Alan's number one fan, has turned up...

Alan and Sophie discuss the growing list of Prank Callers leaving messages.

Alans show goes down well, so he thinks. He gets Jed to pretend he loves Alan and ask for his autograph. Jed then invites all of them back to his house (pretending it is Alans house). Where Alan discovers Jed is a raving nutter. Alans biggest fan....

He escapes the house in a panic, promising Jed he will come back... Then speeds off in his car, "Youre a spactic, youre a mentalist !!!!"