Alan makes a new friend at the B.P. station: Dan Moody. Dan owns Planet Kitchen, 10,000 square feet of sheer kitchens. Alan and Dan both love Directors Bitter, use Lynx deodorant and drive Lexi (plural for Luxus). Through Dan, Alan is introduced to the elite of Norfolk; specifically Mike Yapley, owner of Car Supermarket on the a47 and Karen Colman of mustard fame. Alan visits Dan and his wife Ceri at their palatial Norwich mansion. The new friendship is sorely tested when Ceri let’s her wandering hand get within 30mm from Alan’s ‘gland’ and Dan puts on a video of him and the wife having sex on a kitchen surface.