Alan Le Mesmer
Alan gets Alan Le Mesmer, the hypnotist, to hypnotise Alan on stage. He asks Alan who would he want to make love to if he could. Alan says Ursula Andrews. The hypnotist pretends to be Ursula and tries to get Alan to make love in the car. He argues that he cant stop the car on the motorway, he would be in direct violation of the laws of the road. Then orders Ursula to leave the car.

Daniella Forest
Daniella Forest (Playboy's Agony Aunt) seemed to be on the show just to plug her autobiography: Luck Be A Lady. Then Alan discovered she used to be a man. Dan 'the Man' Forest was then asked to leave.

Gary Barker and Tania Beaumont
Hollywood couple Gary Barker and Tania Beaumont were Alan closing quests. They were on the show to quash rumours of their marriage failing. Gary had been a Mobile Office Equipment Maintenance Engineer before hitting the big time. Alan's suprised him to see if he knew his stuff and fix his broken photocopier.

Alan ended the show strapped to the Wheel of Death, Alan was spun as Tony Le Mesmer threw daggers at him.